constant vigilance!

i’m just going to say this no matter how ridiculous it sounds. I’m going to Ohio this weekend, and I am genuinely a little nervous that I cannot take my sword on the plane.

Does that sound crazy? Yes, of course it does, but it is my only weapon in the world, and if the Apocalypse happens when I’m in the Midwest, damnit, I want some cold steel for protection.

At least part of the time we’ll be in the suburbs, and my grandmothers house is well situated to see many angles.

WHAT. DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE YOU DON’T EXAMINE YOUR SURROUNDINGS FOR ROUTES OF ESCAPE IN CASE OF ZOMBIES AND VELOCIRAPTORS. IF YOU SAY YOU DON’T, YOU’RE CLEARLY LYING.

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